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The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; if u don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE; If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?) If u don’t make love with him, he says u don’t Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; if he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK; If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!! They are just sooo hard to please!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true……. but if u don’t, they will definitely say u are selfish…..The moral of the story is…….SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY…
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. [Then the gals panic and come down the apple tree, the fools) That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday…

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