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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that
she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until
he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you

must love her
a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
“You’re next.” They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.

By. Mwaura Daniel.

AugustUTCbWed, 29 Aug 2007 16:18:44 +0000000000pmWed, 29 Aug 2007 16:18:44 +000007 19, 2007 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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